the onceler is so hot holy shit xoxoxo damn
europeans be like bruh foreskin is so dope you can store things inside it it’s really handy lol loser
like i remember i mentioned i was circumcised to my dutch friends and they’re all like YO NOT BEIN CUT IS WAY BETTER BLAH BLAH BLAH. i dont care i didn’t ask holy shit whats you’re DEAL
why are europeans so fuckin proud that their dick isn’t cut.
im lying in bed listening to a podcast while balancing a pillow on my head
i’m so tired of people asking me if i’m a virgin I FUCKING OWN A GARFIELD SHIRT AND MY LITTLE PONY TOYS WHAT DO YOU THINK
if you wanna see more of my face fucking come visit me and see it in person u fag
i have a pic of me on my computer i was planning on posting but i’m literally too scared to post my face fuck my life
Myrtle:Do you like going on airplanes?
not really. not really scared of them either, though. i just wish teleportation would exist already
i keep telling my friends that want me to get into metal gear that i’ll just watch all the cutscenes when i’m sick and have nothing to do
i’m sick and i have nothing to do